tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

(via happiest)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via happiest)

pitchblackglow:

I got 20 chicken nuggets 10 for me and 10 for me

(via happiest)

guccier:

goals in life;

  1. have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
  2. be that friend

(via happiest)

legalmexican:

when you learn a new word and start seeing it everywhere

(via confirmance)

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(Source: guy, via happiest)

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

(via gnarly)